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Friday Funnies Episode 9: Ever have one of those weeks…

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Where absolutely nothing productive happens? Well, I should clarify… where absolutely nothing successfully productive.

I stared at my woefully blank screen for a day.

I re-wrote a sentence for another day.

I boycotted my computer on another.

I tried all my own tricks, all the tricks that Google had to offer, and my husband’s advice of “write a bunch of lists of things you want to write about” (actually not bad advice…).

It was just one of those weeks that we all have once in a while where nothing is going to kill the writer’s block. I apologize to my readers, I have apologized to my news editor, and I should probably apologize to my husband… it was a rough week for the metaphorical punching bag as well.

Which reminds me… I used to have this little stuffed “rag doll.” A simple, not even clothed, human-shaped pillow made of cloth… with a little message written on it in Sharpie. Something along the lines of “this is a damn-it doll, created to take the fall… something, something, something… so just hit it, throw it, beat it on the wall, screaming ‘dammit’ ‘dammit’ ‘dammit’… for this is a damn-it doll.”

I wonder whatever happened to that doll… it would have come in handy this week.

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Maybe I should get thebig block to place on my desk… I could write angry complaints all over it in Sharpie until my muse returns.

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Or, I could go on strike. My sign would be a “do not disturb” sign, and I cold picket my front yard until my husband and kids get hungry and go in search of food… then I could lock them out and write in peace!!

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That’s it!! It’s the pencil… the one m daughter got on Valentine’s Day last year with little cupids all over it.

Maybe it’s Cupid. Evil bastard.

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I think I had this exact conversation with myself on day 3.

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Yes… there are Writer’s Block moments that will make you BELIEVE that it will NEVER END.

Then you create something brilliantly useless, and all will be well again in WriterWorld.

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Tori

I am a freelance writer and photographer with a wild imagination and inspiration in the form of my two minions (my children), a few feline familiars, a couple of loopy cowdogs, and a view out my front windows of the wild West Texas canyons. I write about life, about writing, and a little bit of everything else...

One Response to “Friday Funnies Episode 9: Ever have one of those weeks…”

  1. Glad you managed to beat your block. I find that when a task seems particularly daunting that by breaking it into smaller chunks it suddenly becomes easy and all of a sudden you’ve written what you wanted.

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